Talking Pools Podcast
Forget chasing chlorine headaches and battling algae wars alone. The Talking Pools Podcast is your weekly escape from pool purgatory, where 250+ years of combined pro wisdom explodes into actionable hacks, mind-blowing tips, and secrets so ancient they make Poseidon jealous.
Think of it as your weekly poolside braintrust, fueled by eight seasoned pros, each a rockstar in their own aquatic lane. Got a filtration fiasco? Chemical conundrum? Equipment enigma? No problem. We've got a host for that:
- The Tech Titan: Unravels the mysteries of pumps, filters, and gizmos that make pools tick (without the electrical shocks).
- The Chem Crusader: Your personal alchemist, whipping up potion-perfect water balance with a dash of science and a sprinkle of magic.
- The Maintenance Maverick: From tile tricks to algae assassins, he's got the lowdown on keeping your pool looking like a liquid emerald palace.
- The Customer Calmer: Smooths ruffled feathers faster than a pool noodle bouquet, turning hangry homeowners into poolside pals.
But Talking Pools isn't just about technical wizardry. It's about camaraderie, the shared language of pool pros who've seen it all, from exploding filters to synchronized swimming squirrels (no, really, we had an episode!).
Every week, you'll:
- Steal game-changing secrets: Learn pro-grade hacks to make you the "Pool Whisperer" in your market
- Laugh until you spit out your piña colada: These guys are as witty as they are wise, turning pool problems into poolside punchlines.
- Get ahead of the curve: Stay on top of industry trends and tech before your competitors even smell the chlorine.
- Feel the love (and the sunshine): Remember why you got into this business in the first place – the joy of creating backyard oases where memories are made.
So, ditch the Drano, grab your headphones, and dive into the Talking Pools Podcast. It's your weekly dose of poolside wisdom, laughter, and community. We'll see you on the flip side!
P.S. Subscribe now and you might just win a case of pool party essentials (floaties not included, sorry squirrels).
P.P.S. Tell your pool-loving friends – sharing knowledge is like sharing sunscreen, it protects everyone!
Talking Pools Podcast
Naked Mole Maps: Poolside Chaos
Hosts: Peter, Lee, and Shane
Episode Title: "Green Beards, Mole Maps, and Poolside Positivity"
Episode Summary:
Join Peter, Lee, and Shane for a wildly entertaining kickoff to 2025 as they dive into the post-Christmas chaos of the pool industry. From Peter’s rare quiet Christmas (no last-minute calls for green pool rescues!) to Shane’s annual naked mole map at the dermatologist (for UV protection, of course), this episode is packed with humor, practical advice, and a surprising amount of banter about ketchup for green hair.
With Australia’s brutal summer sun in full swing, the team tackles the importance of protecting yourself and your staff from UV exposure. From sunscreen to long-sleeved shirts, coconut water to polarized sunglasses, they share tips for staying safe and hydrated while working under the relentless sun.
Plus, Lee recounts one of the most bizarre water tests she’s ever seen—spoiler alert: green hair and copper-filled water are involved. The team emphasizes the importance of identifying the cause of a problem, not just treating the symptoms, and how being knowledgeable earns clients’ trust and loyalty for life.
Highlights from the Episode:
- Peter’s Christmas Miracle: No frantic Christmas Eve calls to fix green pools this year!
- Shane’s Dermatologist Visit: UV in New Zealand is no joke—naked mole maps save lives (and skin!).
- Lee’s Nightmare Test Results: Zero alkalinity, 6.3 pH, 3.6 copper levels, and the greenest hair you’ve ever seen.
- Pro Tips for Employers: How to protect your staff from UV exposure and dehydration during peak summer.
- Customer Honesty: Why pool owners denying everything doesn’t help fix their problems.
Key Takeaways:
- Always test source water when troubleshooting unusual pool chemistry.
- Protect yourself and your team from UV with sunscreen, hats, and hydration.
- When in doubt, trust the pros—not the big-box store selling chlorine with surprise ingredients.
- Positivity is infectious—bring good vibes to your clients and your team!
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Whether you’re looking for laughs, industry insights, or practical tips to start the new year off right, this episode has it all.
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