Talking Pools Podcast
Forget chasing chlorine headaches and battling algae wars alone. The Talking Pools Podcast is your weekly escape from pool purgatory, where 250+ years of combined pro wisdom explodes into actionable hacks, mind-blowing tips, and secrets so ancient they make Poseidon jealous.
Think of it as your weekly poolside braintrust, fueled by eight seasoned pros, each a rockstar in their own aquatic lane. Got a filtration fiasco? Chemical conundrum? Equipment enigma? No problem. We've got a host for that:
- The Tech Titan: Unravels the mysteries of pumps, filters, and gizmos that make pools tick (without the electrical shocks).
- The Chem Crusader: Your personal alchemist, whipping up potion-perfect water balance with a dash of science and a sprinkle of magic.
- The Maintenance Maverick: From tile tricks to algae assassins, he's got the lowdown on keeping your pool looking like a liquid emerald palace.
- The Customer Calmer: Smooths ruffled feathers faster than a pool noodle bouquet, turning hangry homeowners into poolside pals.
But Talking Pools isn't just about technical wizardry. It's about camaraderie, the shared language of pool pros who've seen it all, from exploding filters to synchronized swimming squirrels (no, really, we had an episode!).
Every week, you'll:
- Steal game-changing secrets: Learn pro-grade hacks to make you the "Pool Whisperer" in your market
- Laugh until you spit out your piña colada: These guys are as witty as they are wise, turning pool problems into poolside punchlines.
- Get ahead of the curve: Stay on top of industry trends and tech before your competitors even smell the chlorine.
- Feel the love (and the sunshine): Remember why you got into this business in the first place – the joy of creating backyard oases where memories are made.
So, ditch the Drano, grab your headphones, and dive into the Talking Pools Podcast. It's your weekly dose of poolside wisdom, laughter, and community. We'll see you on the flip side!
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P.P.S. Tell your pool-loving friends – sharing knowledge is like sharing sunscreen, it protects everyone!
Talking Pools Podcast
Poolside Perils: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
In this wild ride of an episode, Andrea and Paulette dive into some of the strangest, funniest, and scariest stories in the pool world. First up, they talk about the Trevi Fountain in Rome, which has gone from world-famous attraction to what basically looks like a “concrete rectangle” as part of its construction facelift. Yep, tourists are still expected to toss coins into this glorified public pool, all while paying admission to do so. The duo gets into how Rome’s famous fountain went from iconic landmark to local pool vibes, sparking plenty of laughs and disbelief.
But it doesn’t end there! The episode then shifts gears to pool tech horror stories, as Andrea and Paulette recount their near-miss encounters with pool chemicals gone wrong. Andrea shares her experience with a bucket of wet cal hypo that left her feeling queasy for hours, while Paulette details how a routine trichloro broadcast went sideways, resulting in a sneezing fit and an unexpected self-fumigation. Their tales offer a mix of humor and caution, as they remind listeners that handling pool chemicals is no joke – and neither are the hilarious (and slightly terrifying) mishaps that come with the job.
From concrete fountains to chemical close calls, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and plenty of “don’t try this at home” moments!
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Andrea: Welcome back to the Talking Pools Podcast! Today’s episode is a real mix of wild stories and cautionary tales – everything from one of Europe’s top tourist spots getting a glow-down to our own close encounters with pool chemicals! Buckle up, folks, because this one’s going to be a trip!
Paulette: That’s right. So, let’s kick things off with… the Trevi Fountain Fail. Have you seen the news, Andrea? Rome’s Trevi Fountain – you know, the famous, beautiful fountain – is under construction, and instead of leaving it empty, they replaced it with this concrete rectangle for tourists to throw coins in!
Andrea: (laughing) Yes! I saw that. It’s like, “Come all the way to Rome, pay your admission, and throw coins into… a basic municipal pool?” I mean, it’s the Trevi Fountain. I can’t believe they thought a concrete box was a solid replacement.
Paulette: Exactly! This rectangle looks like it belongs at a rec center, not in front of an iconic fountain. It’s like, “Why don’t we just throw up a sign that says ‘Historic Glow-Down’ and call it a day?”
Andrea: (laughing) Totally! But hey, at least they didn’t charge for using the rectangle…oh wait, they did! Just another “exclusive” experience for visitors to Rome, right? Anyway, let’s shift from that ridiculous fountain swap to a different kind of disaster – the dangers of pool chemicals.
Paulette: Oh boy, here we go! So, you know how we deal with chemicals all the time? Well, I had this one time with a bucket of wet cal hypo. I didn’t know it was wet, I didn’t know what was in it, and I opened it up. The second that lid popped, I felt ill. Like, really queasy. I had to take a few hours just to feel okay again!
Andrea: Ugh, that sounds awful. But I get it. Just the other day, I was broadcasting some trichloro over a pool, and I didn’t think much of it since there was no wind. I didn’t smell it, taste it, or feel anything at first…until the sneezing started.
Paulette: Oh no! And no mask, huh?
Andrea: Nope, rookie mistake. (laughing) I thought I’d be fine, but clearly, my body had other ideas! It was like my lungs were giving me a “don’t ever do that again” reminder.
Paulette: (laughing) Seriously! I mean, could you imagine living with that smell on a daily basis? Like, you’d have to build up a tolerance or something. But hey, lesson learned: always mask up and maybe…just don’t breathe? (laughing)
Andrea: Exactly! So, for all the pool techs out there listening – learn from our mistakes. The chemicals might not smell or seem like a big deal, but they’ll hit you when you least expect it.
Paulette: For real! Whether it’s chemicals or concrete fountains, sometimes things just don’t turn out the way they’re supposed to. But hey, that’s what makes this industry fun, right?
Andrea: Couldn’t have said it better myself! Alright, that’s it for today’s episode, everyone. Thanks for tuning in to another ridiculous – and slightly dangerous – episode of Talking Pools!
Paulette: Don’t forget to check out the pics of that epic Trevi Fountain fail and stay safe out there with those pool chemicals. Catch you next time!
Both: Bye!
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